Your screen is too big for my little ideas.
Dial it down, hombre.
Interesting decision to scroll
Do you scroll here often
I bet you don't
I can't imagine why you would
...
Just make your screen smaller, bud
How condescending is the word bud
bud
Probably more condescending than calling someone that isn't 12 champ
Yeah no worries champ
Have a great day champ
champ
Anyway
Just drag her in
Drag that browser in
No to be confused with Bowser
The antagonist from the popular video game Mario
No disrespect is you'd rather be dragging Bowser though
I'd give that big turtle fuck a drag
If you know what I'm saying
That's all I feel like writing for now
Do come back soon though

Ideas
I Had
on the
Train

By Kody Deretic

Ideas I Had on the Train is a collection of ideas that I had while I was sitting on the train.

They're a bit cute, a lot silly, completely raw and very honest.

coffee mugs for sharing
horizontal bunk beds
cows that abduct ufos
self aware sex toys
a televison that watches you
Coffee mugs for sharing
Book soon.

Ideas I Had on the Train is a high quality coffee table book that will be available to purchase late 2018.

Dinner plate windscreen wipers
Book soon.

Ideas I Had on the Train is a high quality coffee table book that will be available to purchase late 2018.

A TV that watches you
Book soon.

Ideas I Had on the Train is a high quality coffee table book that will be available to purchase late 2018.

Horizontal bunk beds
Book soon.

Ideas I Had on the Train is a high quality coffee table book that will be available to purchase late 2018.

"Made me feel a bit weird"

-Roman Falls, Student

"Like finding a twisty in a bowl of potato chips"

-James McGuffie, Musician

"Good. Not as good as a ham sandwich.
Still quite good though"

-Lachy Wright, Animator

"10% concentrated power of will"

-Simon Rempel, Investor

"I've always worried about Kody's mental health.
This "book" hasn't eased my concern"

-Cameron Ford, Film Maker

"I'm just glad Kody doesn't have a car"

-Ben Timony, Film Maker

"What a weird and wonderful place
Kodys mind must be"

-Jayde Cox, Marketing Manager

Prints.

Screen printed posters will also be available to purchase. You can put them on your wall.

Occasionally Asked Questions

I don't get it.

That's not a question, but that's okay.

The short history: Last year I was commuting 3 hours a day to work so to pass the time and offset the crippling London winter I started jotting down all the little ideas I had into my notepad.

I showed a few people one weekend and they said something like "hey these are pretty funny and cute, you're really weird" and that's when I thought it might be nice to compile my favourites, draw them and make a little book.

Did you really have all the ideas on a train?

Nah. Most of them though! some of the ideas I had on busses and trams and toilets.

Is Michael Ridley single?

Yes. You can catch him on Bumble, Tinder or sipping a long macchiato on Sydney Road.

Does this project have some deeper meaning?

Kind of.

The ideas have been left raw and unrefined to minic the uninhibited mind of a child. The honesty and silliness of it all will hopefully resonate with some people and inspire them to let their mind run free and their ideas, regardless of how ridiculous they may seem, exist.

I'm an important business person and would like to buy 1,000,000 copies of your book.

That's a lot of books! but cool. Shoot me an email and we can talk dollars and cents.

Can I find you on Instagram?

Can you draw my silly idea?

Would love to. You can use what the kids are calling 'Electronic Mail' to send it over here.

The sex toy one is a bit rude.

I'm sorry.

Does this website have any cool hidden buttons that release confetti from the sky?

Absolutely not.

Dear god make it stop.

What a rush.

I still don't get it.

Ideas I had on the Train isn't for everyone. I make a silly card game too. Maybe you'll like that.